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Bastard Santa Tactical Mystery Stockings

PRE-ORDER – ALL STOCKINGS SHIP BY MID-DECEMBER

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$149.95$299.95

Bastard Santa Tactical Mystery Stockings

PRE-ORDER – ALL STOCKINGS SHIP BY MID-DECEMBER

Introducing Survival Summit’s Brand New Bastard Santa Mystery Stockings. Looking for a Christmas gift for someone that has just about everything? Having trouble coming up with ideas about what to fill their stocking with? Let Bastard Santa take care of that for you!

Before eventually bringing them to Survival Summit, and soon after, other survival companies started making cheap knock offs and inferior imitations. This angered the creator, thus Bastard Santa was born. This year, Bastard Santa presents the Tactical Mystery Stocking. Rest assured, all of the kick-ass gear is hand-picked by the original creator himself, Bastard Santa.

These new Stockings are filled with our favorite products that won’t disappoint whether you’re gifting for someone else, or yourself.  All great gear, no junk!

DETAILS

  • All Stockings will start shipping by Mid-December
  • “Big Bastard” Stockings will have a minimum $375 – $410 Retail Value
  • “Little Bastard” Stockings will have a minimum $225-$250 Retail Value
  • Mystery Stockings only ship in the U.S. & Canada
  • Stocking Color to be chosen at random based on Limited Stock. You may request a color in the order notes
  • All Stockings include a real lump of Coal and a hand-written note from Bastard Santa

ADDITIONAL INFO.

 Product picture shows a wide variety of products that may or may not be included in your Mystery Stocking and are only a representation of the types of products that could be included in your stocking. Colors will be chosen at random.

 We don’t guarantee you will get a specific item, but we do guarantee the items in your stocking will have a total retail value that is higher than the purchase price.

 Because of the value of this product, as well as it being a seasonal item, our Mystery Stockings are a non-refundable item. If there is a component of your stocking that has a manufacturers defect, please contact us and we will replace the item. 

Weight 64 oz
Dimensions 14 × 8 × 8 in
TYPE

Little Bastard, Big Bastard

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