Bastard Santa Tactical Mystery Stockings

(3 customer reviews)


“Big Bastard” Stockings will have a minimum $375 – $410 Retail Value

“Little Bastard” Stockings will have a minimum $225-$250 Retail Value


Bastard Santa Tactical Mystery Stockings

Introducing Survival Summit’s Brand New Bastard Santa Mystery Stockings. Looking for a Christmas gift for someone that has just about everything? Having trouble coming up with ideas about what to fill their stocking with? Let Bastard Santa take care of that for you!

Before eventually bringing them to Survival Summit, and soon after, other survival companies started making cheap knock offs and inferior imitations. This angered the creator, thus Bastard Santa was born. This year, Bastard Santa presents the Tactical Mystery Stocking. Rest assured, all of the kick-ass gear is hand-picked by the original creator himself, Bastard Santa.

These new Stockings are filled with our favorite products that won’t disappoint whether you’re gifting for someone else, or yourself.  All great gear, no junk!


  • All Stockings will start shipping by Mid-December
  • “Big Bastard” Stockings will have a minimum $375 – $410 Retail Value
  • “Little Bastard” Stockings will have a minimum $225-$250 Retail Value
  • Mystery Stockings only ship in the U.S. & Canada
  • Stocking Color to be chosen at random based on Limited Stock. You may request a color in the order notes


  • Silky
  • UCO
  • Sawyer
  • Pathfinder
  • Faraday Defense
  • Mora Knives
  • Suunto
  • Uberleben


 Product picture shows a wide variety of products that may or may not be included in your Mystery Stocking and are only a representation of the types of products that could be included in your stocking. Colors will be chosen at random.

 We don’t guarantee you will get a specific item, but we do guarantee the items in your stocking will have a total retail value that is higher than the purchase price.

 Because of the value of this product, as well as it being a seasonal item, our Mystery Stockings are a non-refundable item. If there is a component of your stocking that has a manufacturers defect, please contact us and we will replace the item. 

Weight 64 oz
Dimensions 14 × 8 × 8 in

Little Bastard $149.95, Big Bastard $299.99

3 reviews for Bastard Santa Tactical Mystery Stockings

  1. jaredmittelo

    I’ve bought a few orders from these guys before. Always a good experience, great gear and Jesse always makes sure you’re taken care of.

  2. Mario A. (verified owner)

    Full of great products. The knife is beautiful and extremely sharp. I’ll definitely be buying another next year.

  3. Valerie M. (verified owner)

    Thank you for your hard work in the stockings! They were a huge hit with everyone (including myself!)

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